Slow down, growing up.
She woke up in the middle of the night and went back to sleep on the couch. You know who does that kind of thing? Big kids. Like real actual big kids who don’t need to climb into bed with a parent.
My kid isn’t that big, right? This was just a mistake, obviously. She got lost in our apartment looking for my room. Or something.
Growing up needs to slow down a bit. I’m not ready for this.