My dog hates selfies.
She also hates being tucked into piles of blankets all day and being told she can’t have a slice of pizza. She hates selfies and Roozle chasing her around the house saying, “Slow down! The picture will be blurry!” She hates that.
But she hates herself even more when she runs out of patience and growls. Then she hides and shakes in shame and sadness and comes back to be tucked in again. We always say no to the pizza, but she gets some anyway. This cozy selfie dog life isn’t so bad.