The Grass Is Always Greener When You Have Stairs
“Mommy, can we live in a house so we can have stairs? I have always wanted stairs.”
“Probably not, Riley.”
“Yeah. That’s because we live in an apartment.”
As a kid, I dreamed of one day living in a city apartment. So of course she dreams of a suburban life. A dreamy life with stairs.
Good thing we can just visit my parents and run up and down their stairs in monster slippers. Awesome things are even more awesome with monster slippers. Because obviously.