And so it begins.


“I read a whole book today at school and anyways, I’m going to have lipstick when I’m a grownup. And I’m going to buy a purse with real money. No. I’m going to steal it.”

“Why would you steal it?”

“Because I don’t have any money! I’m just a kid! Can you give me some money?”

“You could ask for money for your birthday or something. Then you wouldn’t have to steal it.”

“Oh yeah! Or like for the equinox! Because that’s today! Can I have some money for the equinox? I need to buy a purse.”

Oh dear.

Author: Casey

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