In The Morning
“Mommy! Quick! Take my picture with Zoe Girl!”
This is really not a terrible way to wake up. Except that she wakes up at 6am. Even on weekends. Even if she falls asleep late. I would start to think it’s because she hates us, but each morning she shows up in our bed loving us and kissing the dog. With all the enthusiasm.
“I’ll take your picture. And good morning. And please tell Mama I need a coffee delivery in bed. It’s way too early for all of this.”