“I’ll be right there. I just want to see Buddha first.”
“I see Buddha! He’s right there!”
“Thanks for the help.”
“Did Buddha die right here? Is that why there’s a statue?”
“No. He lived and died in India. The statue is to remind us of him and the things he taught us.”
“Oh yeah. Like Ommmmmm. Did you know he died when he was like 29 years old, Mommy?”
Not really, Roozle.