Gingerbread and Darwin
Meet Gingerbread and Darwin. They’re cousins. They’re elves. Gingerbread loves Christmas. It’s his favorite. Darwin is an atheist. His favorite color is black. He finds Gingerbread’s love of all things Christmas to be very annoying. They share an apartment here in Boston when not in the North Pole. Darwin just started a Twitter account to vent about Gingerbread. You probably would too. Slow your roll, Gingerbread.
Here they are with the trees Roozle drew for them: a Christmas tree for Gingerbread and a solstice tree for Darwin. Because obviously.
You can find Darwin on Twitter @AtheistElf.