“If your kneejerk response is to find people you perceive to be more successful than yourself to overshadow the force of your own accomplishments, STOP IT.” from Elan Morgan, or Schmutzie.com.
“But if you’re apart of the grammar police, you need to dial it back to three from eleven.
And let’s also talk about the fact that I’m usually
drunk or stuffing my face with cheeseburgers tired because I live my life somewhere between no sleep and 3 AM.” from Liz Henry of The Six Year Itch.
“While looking for his school jumpers, I ended up clearing out his entire wardrobe. Found a huge bag of his baby things, clutched his teeny clothes to my chest I cried. Still don’t know why .. my days of babies are well and truly over (THANK HEAVENS). But this Rocco of mine, who has tested my patience and limits on every level since the moment he was born, is big now.” from Eden Riley of Edenland.com.
“You are up for anything, you want to go along for the ride. In fact, you hope that ride is bumpy, turns upside down, shoots through a ring of fire, and is being chased by cannibals.” from Heather Armstrong of Dooce.com
Need a laugh?
Here’s Quinoa. Amazing. Thanks to Kristen Howerton at RageAgainstTheMinivan.com for bringing this delight to us.